Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
[x]

deviantART

 
:icondickastley:

~DickAstley

Time for Rape
Sign up to follow this artist's work
ProfileGalleryPrintsFavesJournal
About Me Member Deviously Deviant Dickard Astley56/Male/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Months
Needs Premium Membership Statistics 0 Deviations
2 Comments
266 Pageviews

So I was raping Rick the other day....

Mon Jul 27, 2009, 10:42 PM
And the little bastard kicked me in the balls!

7 Comments | Previous Journal Entries

deviantID

My name is Dickard Astley, or "Dick" for short. I am married to the most beautiful hermaphrodite in the world, Regina.

We have a son together whose name is Richard or "Rick". That whippersnapper started the whole "Rick Roll" shit.

He needs to be punished.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Newton-le-Willows, England
  • Interests: Music, dancing, reading the newspaper, eating breakfast in bed, rap-- I mean, punishing my son
  • Favourite band or musician: My son Rick
  • Favourite genre of music: Pop/Soul
  • Personal Quote: "You're gonna get raped."
  • Tools of the Trade: My belt and some lube

deviantART Community Board

[x]

Comments


:iconcrazypanthergirl:
=CrazyPantherGirl Jul 27, 2009, 10:49:15 PM
Hello Mr. Astley, your son stole about 50 bucks from me.

--
I'M A FREAKIN CLAIRVOYANT!!!

~*I am doing commissions*~> [link]
:icondickastley:
~DickAstley Jul 27, 2009, 10:50:27 PM
WHAT

FUCKING THIEF

I'MA BURN HIS ASS

--
"Every father's son should be put in his place by means of punishment."
:iconcrazypanthergirl:
=CrazyPantherGirl Jul 27, 2009, 10:52:19 PM
Yeah, have fun with that

--
I'M A FREAKIN CLAIRVOYANT!!!

~*I am doing commissions*~> [link]
:icondickastley:
~DickAstley Jul 27, 2009, 10:53:35 PM
>=]

--
"Every father's son should be put in his place by means of punishment."
:iconcrazypanthergirl:
=CrazyPantherGirl Jul 27, 2009, 10:54:15 PM
:iconrickisnotamusedplz:

--
I'M A FREAKIN CLAIRVOYANT!!!

~*I am doing commissions*~> [link]
Previous PageNext Page

Site Map